More Twitter Humor

I keep scanning all the Tweets that contain the word “Cocktail” that my search in TweetDeck can find.  On many days, this is a fruitless task.  The only good thing is that I have developed an ability to recognize and bypass a useless Tweet pretty quickly.  In the meantime, I’m working on a short list of summer cocktails to post in time for the Memorial Day week-end, with a longer list of my top ten favorite summer cocktails to follow.

By the way, have you heard about the Beer Tax?  Check it out here.

“Palm Springs. I have noticed in resort communities most of the adults travel to the restaurant with a to go cup of their favorite cocktail.” @FoodWineMarcy 4/18/9 (Obviously dementia is not a problem in Palm Springs. – UM)

“i need a cocktail like a donkey needs hay” @lainiemac 4/28/9 (Some days are like that. – UM)

“using your make-up brush to stir your cocktail... = PRICELESS” @KWittington 5/2/9 (Now that’s dedication… but what does it do to the taste? –  UM)

“Nicholas and Alexandra Cocktail - More than two and you see tsars” @Lellyjenn 5/3/9 (I liked this even if she only mentioned one tsar. – UM)

“Life handed me a lemon, so I said screw the lemonade and used it to garnish a big old cocktail instead. I am a fricking genius. Maybe.” @EmeraldAce 5/21/9 (I say: when life gives you lemons, make margaritas! – UM)